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A man walked into a bar

Suds Lanigan

A man walked into a bar

joke book

by Suds Lanigan

  • 185 Want to read
  • 5 Currently reading

Published by St. Martin"s Press in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American wit and humor

  • Edition Notes

    Author on cover: Suds Lonigan.

    StatementSuds Lanigan.
    SeriesHumor St. Martin"s Press
    ContributionsCopyright Paperback Collection (Library of Congress)
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsCPB Box no. 3006 vol. 8
    The Physical Object
    Pagination126 p. ;
    Number of Pages126
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL23969357M
    ISBN 100312912765
    ISBN 109780312912765
    LC Control Number2009666034

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